Status Updates From Accidentally Married to... ...

Omg, cimil! Really! You had Victor turn Helena into a vamp & u turned niccolo into a demilord b4 putting him under & into stone all those 300yrs ago - you devious little goddess!

Realizes that Helena is the girl andrus was talking about when he showed up to exact his recent on Reyna when niccolo gave him her location, only for him to he recaptured by Reyna instead. Now Reyna is taunting them both of killing her & explaining their mate status to each other & niccolo has finally showed up for the big fight

Again, awkward. We find out andrus is Reyna mate & so does he - apparently Reyna left everyone in the dark. Reyna went to find niccolo after niccolo & Helena finally had some alone time but didn't make it cause Victor (his man) accidently hurt Helena which ahd him leaving abruptly in a rage, to then Reyna reappearing thinking she'd find niccolo but finds Helena instead.

“Then why can’t it still work out?” “Looks like your boy Andrus there has taken a liking to you. Totally unexpected, you know, and it will all end terribly. He kills Niccolo. You kill Andrus. And we’re left with that crazy cow, Reyna, and lose the Great War.” Cimil made a sour face and turned her thumb down. “Booo. Terrible ending.”

...that's a lot of variables as cimil accounts her plan back to Helena when niccolo 1st asked/whined for cimils help 300yrs ago.

Wow, cimil, you crazy bat-shit God. Told niccolo he couldn't bit, have sex, or do really anything w/Helena till 3mnths into their "relationship" so he could fall fast in love w/her, because they (gods/universe) needed her to die willingly saving niccolo, lead the army, kill the queen because otherwise, it wouldnt/couldn't happen...that's a lot of variables as cimil accounts her plan back to Helena when niccolo 1st as

So, andrus is using Helena as bait for Reyna, the vamp queen? Ess, andrus can't find her loc to kill her/exact his revenge onnher so he's using niccolos mate to get Reyna there because Reyna won't want niccolo to have a mate over her? So, he'll trade Helena for Reyna w/niccolo? Okay. That's a warped way of doing it but whatever. Also, now Helena knows they all are lying to her so she's going to try & find an escape

Oh yeah, andrus admits he's half god, half vampire - slave to the queen vamp Reyna too. But kow is developing feelings for helena along the way - orig it was to make niccolo jealous but now not so sure.

Wait, so andrus does want her for himself? Okay, that's odd. They're on the road to san Fran, stop at hotel because he's exhausted, convinced him to take over os he could rest, met some guys at a bar, convinced her to try her kissing prowess on then 4 a 100bucks a pop, then includes andrus & niccolo finds her in andrus arms kissing her after he admits that he wants her for himself.

Okay, so she's pissed ar being already married, flees the penthouse, calls a cabbie, meets cimil but not by name, takes cimils advice at the pawn shop where she's trying to get some money to escape, then meets andrus (god) & is charterd around w/him to help avoid being taken bCk by niccolo, bur realizes he's just as controlling as niccolo & is now just bummed out that's she being tossed about like a yo yo.

Well now that's awkward. Way to ruin the honeymoon dillhole (niccolo) - he tells her in a bout of rage that they are actually already married & the human version of the wedding that's to take place 12 wks later upon meeting is just a formality... does not go over well w/Helena. They married the day she found & awakened him w/her blood on his lips... awkward

So, wait, niccolo knows that Helena loves him but instead of using that to his advantage, he tells her that love is nothing, literally not only dismissing her feelings but telling her that her feelings are unimportant & the concept of love is just bs. Yeah, that's the way to get your mate to marry you, u stupid idigit

nicolo the vamp & Helena the human...

Nicolo the vamp had been a vampire warrior for his queen but no longer wanted to be a part of the group - he wanted to quit. asked cimil for help, then told him he'd have to be imprisoned 4 300yrs to wait for his mate & go undetected by the queen vamps to avoid being killed because she was no longer in need of him...