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Eeeeewww barefoot and pregnant and in my kitchen ok just for that non feminist comment I’m giving this book 3 ⭐️!😒

OH wait so they had a boy and now she’s pregnant with a girl?! Aw I’m glad that things are working out for them

This is what we do lol, have sex 😂

Omg Mrs. Lincoln assaulted him! And also sort of a mother figure?? Shit

I mean they are somewhat the same. Just need better childhoods. Yea always trust your instincts!

Oh Jack lived with Christian in a foster home? The only difference between the two is one was determined for a success and the other one just wanted money.

OMG I know he’s mad at her, but at least she’s safe now! And also when you’re in a blackmail situation of getting money to for a kidnap, you’re not supposed to tell anybody! Just be glad that she safe now! He shouldn’t be mad at her, he should be mad at Jack! He needs anger management! And she IS lucky! Glad that she brought that gun too!

I always hate that he mentions her body weight even when it’s that she’s light, like don’t comment on her body like that! Also he’s your husband, it’s ok if you pee in front of him. You have the right way for that once you’re married lol and idk why she’s so embarrassed around him. An OMG if I was a nurse, I would be mad too, but there’s some legal shit that people can’t move the patient.

Thank you his mom put him in his place, and into perspective.

Oh Elizabeth and Jack?! He’s blackmailed her? And I wonder if Sawyer was told to follow the dodge. OH shit Jack kicked her!! It’s not her fault that her husband bought the company! OMG women always get the butt of everything!!! Ugh! Yes thank god she brought the gun

Oh that’s right 🥺 poor Ana and Christian