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Janice
is 99% done
I didn't realize this was a story about homosexuals (males) but I finished the story and will now delete it. I can't rate this gay book as I have "no frame of reference."
— Feb 26, 2018 10:39AM
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McGee Magoo
is 34% done
Whoa...is this really what goes on in boys locker rooms?
— Mar 28, 2016 07:48AM
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KatieMc
is 57% done
between the swimming and soapy showers I feel an urgent need to mosturize
— Jul 29, 2015 10:06PM
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Alice
is 17% done
If i were in Mitchell's shoes i would just quit the swim team. It's stressing me out just reading about what he has to go through.
— Aug 07, 2014 06:01PM
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Smith Barney
is 43% done
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Melt-heart-puddle.. Redeemed-motherf'er!
— Jul 28, 2014 06:13PM
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Smith Barney
is 31% done

F'ing fragile..man!!!
My f'ing ass deserves a 7.9 Mount-gasmic-Vesuvius-eruption for reading this shit.
— Jul 28, 2014 05:27PM
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F'ing fragile..man!!!
My f'ing ass deserves a 7.9 Mount-gasmic-Vesuvius-eruption for reading this shit.
Smith Barney
is 30% done

Whaaaaa?Noooooooo!!Fuuuuuuuuuck!! Motherfuckshitcockberry...why you do that...Todd!! Sonofabitchman!
— Jul 28, 2014 04:52PM
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Whaaaaa?Noooooooo!!Fuuuuuuuuuck!! Motherfuckshitcockberry...why you do that...Todd!! Sonofabitchman!
LenaRibka
is 72% done
"You've got to fuck me."
There was a long silence.
"We could try it."
"Yeah."
"But Mitchell-"
"No buts."
"Well, there has to be at least one butt involved."
— Jul 28, 2014 02:49AM
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There was a long silence.
"We could try it."
"Yeah."
"But Mitchell-"
"No buts."
"Well, there has to be at least one butt involved."
LenaRibka
is 45% done
"Have you heard of the Kinsey Scale?"
ME? NO! BUT I GOOGLED!!!
— Jul 27, 2014 07:45AM
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ME? NO! BUT I GOOGLED!!!
LenaRibka
is 29% done
Mitchell had heard somewhere that people didn't stop growing until they were twenty-one. Was Tadd going to end up with a cock that hung to his knees?
— Jul 27, 2014 05:50AM
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