Status Updates From Shirley: A Charlotte Brontë...

I'm awake again YAY. not. srry Borat joke. (I do say "I have a chair, I have a chair" often around the house ngl) I do not feel good. I am eating some mandarin oranges as I type because you would not shut up about it. that and my breathing you're really concerned with lmao I'm ok I swear. & then I'm gonna get coffee. then maybe try to finish this today? have a good sat bby, I miss you & I am sad x

Happy Fri b! I didn't feel great this AM so I got McDonald's (obvi, if they do a fry recall I'm cooked) & the ~20 yr old girl at the window said she really liked all my ear piercings & was very sweet. That was a nice moment to start the day. I think I'm gonna watch Borat & rest, it's impossible not to laugh while watching I've tested it! Don't cancel me I'm not endorsing Borat for president pls 😭 miss u x

Good morn bby! I got coffee immediately today...that Eclipse energy yesterday was wild, no?! I personally wasn't sad, just drained! I took a nap AND went to bed early, the kiddos too. Experts say that eclipses, no matter what day, are typically best used for rest, relaxation, & reflection. Essentially: go easy on yourself rn! x I miss you so much. It feels like I'm missing a limb or several 💞

hi bby, good morn! I have not even had coffee yet & our child is doing parkour on the furniture. he's excited about something, but what I couldn't tell ya 😂 chill day today, tbd on a movie for the week! also fyi I am very proud of you lately (always) for doing hard things & being vulnerable. you're better at it than I am (not that u won't be all over my shit 😏) okay! Coffee time, autobots roll out! x

Hi bby, it is Mon lol. I'm sorry to report that last night I made a throw-in-a-crockpot peach cobbler to get rid of random frozen peaches...it turned out absolutely 🔥 NO ICE CREAM NEEDED. sorry what? do uk how hard it is to make a no-dough biscuit topping in a crockpot & have it turn out good? That was breakfast this AM. ik you are green w/envy lmao I will make again for us. I almost cried. mysm my heart xxx