Status Updates From Dirty Play

“Why you? Because I think you’re gorgeous, and I adore the way you think you’re shy, but you’re really not, you just think too much. The first time I saw you, I forgot to breathe. Then when you looked at me with those big green eyes, I got lost and knew I needed to get to know you better.”
Gah!

Love this little story!
I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.

“hornier than a bunny on ecstasy”
― Kyle Adams, Dirty Play Whit just kills me!

Omg the french fry scene and the inner dialogue is cracking me up...im seriously laughing out loud.