Status Updates From The Frog Prince

“Those stories teach that love is reserved for those who sacrifice themselves, rather like the beautiful ballerina from The Steadfast Tin Soldier, who burns up with her guy at the end, symbolizing true love. I don’t think so. One shouldn’t have to die — physically or psychologically — for love. Love should be about strength, not weakness. Empowerment, not dependence.”

“That was horrible, horrible, and I will never, ever endure another bad date — or rude man — just because I’m supposed to be a nice girl.”

“”I swear. I can go all night.” This guy’s amazing, I think. He’s everything I never wanted, and more.”

“You don’t have to get married to get presents. You can buy all the stuff yourself.”

“California would be nothing without Mexico.”