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My Annual Trashy Christmas Read ™ has begun!!!

The author gendered the word vikings this hurts really bad the word Viking means to go raiding it’s not a gender exclusive thing why add a ‘ess’ to it, also she’s still not put 2 and 2 together and figured out she’s not in the place she was before and they’re clothes are… well the men a wearing freakin’ tunics for gods sake this heroine is a Mary Sue mixed with a red flag

Why was she close enough to smell a bear at the zoo there should have been a fair enough distance away from each other so that the bears could easily get out a kill a human

Ok so what’s going on with the time travel is it gods doing an angel, the devil serious one minute she’s praying next thing we know someone is talking to her and then she’s not in her house anymore but on a ship I’m going to need a little more info on the time travel part thanks

Okay she starting to sound very bitter also reading the bit with her husband and then going back to the blurb it doesn’t really paint her in a good light more how to lose a guy in 10 day ‘I’m going to make you wish you we’re dead’ kinda thing and she has the most random job she’s I think owns a lingerie company out of all the things the author could have chosen that’s what we got

Wow ex husband is a asshole bringing their children into a fight which I feel would quite easily solve with a therapist because so far he’s sounding a little verbally abusive why is she still with him when he treats her like that he even said the only thing left in their marriage is sex actually he tends to bring up sexual themes a lot he seems a bit sexist in my opinion

Ex husband saying she gets more turn on with her clients and job than with him makes me wonder what the hell she does for a living to making him think that