Status Updates From definition of insanity

"What? What is it? Why are you stopping?" James practically whines, following his gaze and not getting it at all.
Regulus breathes in, then out. "You're wearing Spiderman boxers."
"Yeah? So?" James asks, frowning. "What's wrong with Spiderman? I love Spiderman."
"I hate you, I can't fucking believe this, can't believe you—"

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Regulus frowns at him. "You've mentioned it a few times, that you apparently come on too strong, you're too much, you're a lot—things like that. Past girlfriends tell you that?"
"I mean, a couple," James says with a wince. "In their defense, I am. I'm loud and full of energy and clingy and touchy and—"
"Those are only bad things to people who mind them, and

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"Yeah, sounds like him," Regulus tells him with a chuckle. He pauses, then crinkles his nose up. "I was."
"Was what?"
"Homophobic."
"You—" James blinks at him. "What? Why?"
Regulus sighs. "Kinda came with the religion. I mean, not everyone is, but in my corner of it, you were. And so I was, because they were. Not…maliciously? I mean, not to others. Just to myself."

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"If it helps, remember this. Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of insanity."

"God, I'm fucking useless. I'm—I just—I fuck it all up. I ruin everything, and I don't know how to do anything, and I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing, and I—"
"Regulus,"
"What?"
"You're none of those things," Sirius says. "You're twenty-two."
"So?"
"So, that's what all twenty-two year olds feel like. This is not the end of the world, okay? I promise. Calm down. Relax. Breathe. Enjoy it, even."

“Fun," James repeats. "What kind of fun? Did you—" He stops, lowers his voice, and whispers, "Did you play checkers with him?" ”

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“So, that's what all twenty-two year olds feel like. Honestly, that's what I still feel like, and I'm getting closer to twenty-five every day, regrettably. This is not the end of the world, okay? I promise. Calm down. Relax. Breathe. Enjoy it, even. You're only this young and fumbling for so long, then you're old and pissed off about it." ”

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