Status Updates From Prince Caspian: The Return ...

Lewis really letting himself go with that biblical imagery huh

Reading in publication order since I’m not insane

Also! Peter and Susan can't go back because they're too old, but what about Victorian cabbie Frank and his wife, the first king and queen of Narnia?? Also why are Aslan's rules so arbitrary?? I think Susan just pissed him off.

"I’m pretty sure he means you to get back some day. But not Su and me. He says we’re getting too old.”

So they're allowed to grow up and be adults in Narnia but not in the real world...

"And there they did as pirates would: killed the natives and took the native women for wives, and made palm wine, and drank and were drunk, and lay in the shade of the palm trees, and woke up and quarreled, and sometimes killed one another."

So they were British

I'm glad his old nurse hadn't had her head chopped off

A lot of anti-mouse discrimination