Status Updates From Mijn man

““No, not in love with me, in love. In love with love,” my husband corrected.” more like obsessed with love but okay

“I listen again to our conversation from this morning. I recorded it with my cell phone placed on the breakfast table. (What’s the use of being able to record things on your phone if not this? I’m sure everyone does it.)” nah girl just you 😭

Take a shot every time she says "my husband" and you'll die before the third chapter. 🫪