Status Updates From A Storm of Swords (A Song o...

i literally only have the last sansa chapter and the epilogue left we are ALMOST there i WILL finish this book before the new year. meanwhile tho can we have a moment for tyrion, whom i hate, finally becoming interesting and murdering his dad? jaime absolutely deciding he's had enough, also. also BARRISTAN SELMY IS BACK WITH DANY LET'S GO!! lowkey wish jon had taken the stark name but that wouldn't be him.. i get it

jaime becoming a favoured character..... arya running off to assassin school... omg this book is taking such a good turn

oberyn martell the icon that you are. never forgotten

not tyrion suddenly becoming an interesting pov character... i mean sure it only took 3 whole books. also i googled how old people are supposed to be in these books (if it's ever been directly mentioned that tyrion is meant to be 24... i did not see it soz) and.... somehow it's worse than i thought

and by god, joffrey is finally dead

the last cat chapter came and went... oof. also the complete whiplash at bran meeting samwell and gilly like hello??? where did you come from??