Status Updates From Ma cousine Rachel

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She’s taking care of this wallowing dumbass because u decided to be dumb and you’re STILL not happy. AGAIN KILL PHILIP ASHLEY WITH HAMMERS

#KILLPHILIPASHLEYWITHHAMMERS

If I had a nickel for every time I felt throw-up worthy second hand embarrassment for a Daphne du Maurier protagonist I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

I know that we’ve been led through this book to teeter back and forth on what to believe about Rachel’s true intentions…but whenever Philip has his ‘moments’ I want so DESPERATELY for the Rachel-scammer conspiracy to be true just so I can see his lame ass suffer. PHILIP DIE.

A Filip to manchild

He’s actually so misogynistic and thinks he’s entitled to women mannnn I pray that whatever bullshit unfolds because of his stupid little fantasies backfires

HO ARE YOU OK? IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS? DUMB DUMB ASS ASS