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Chelsea Johnson
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Apparently people in this town know Dracula doesn't accurately portray vampires, but they're perfectly content getting all their knowledge from Elvira
And I'm guessing Elvi's sire didn't stick around to teach her much of anything, which is why the town a)knows what she is and b)has this little tradition
— Feb 26, 2026 06:29AM
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And I'm guessing Elvi's sire didn't stick around to teach her much of anything, which is why the town a)knows what she is and b)has this little tradition
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This FMC is fucking stupid. Like, dumber than a box of rocks. You're telling me that not ONCE in 5 years- you thought to try and sleep outside a coffin? Not ONCE in 5 years, you have walked past a reflective surface and seen your reflection? Not ONCE in 5 years- you tried to taste, much less eat, anything other than blood?! YOURE FUCKING STUPID. Anyways....
— Nov 13, 2025 04:26PM
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