Status Updates From Monster

For a book that is a "scary monster" not....that kind of monster...with 0 romance element, it spends entirely too much time describing the female bigfoot's bossum (and yes, that is what the book chose to go with). 

I'm reading this because it's been on my shelf for years and is one of my husband's favorite books (he's not a reader typically)...... I'm learning we have different tastes in books across the board.