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Bryn
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Some of these aren't even dates. "I gave him my number and he never called." "We saw each other while driving, pulled over, and I walked to his car to discover he was wearing panties." I feel like this book would have been better in several of these non-date fillers had been removed from the final draft.
— Dec 28, 2020 11:24PM
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Aerin
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Craig had a
medical condition known as elephantiasis of the penis.
His penis looked like it was allergic to shellfish and had
just eaten a plate full. It was about ten inches around,
ten inches in length, and his balls were about the same.
My eyes went wide.
I was horrified. It was the ugliest penis I have ever
seen in my life. It looked like a two-pound
water balloon
with ten pounds of water inside it. LMAO
— May 21, 2014 12:13PM
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medical condition known as elephantiasis of the penis.
His penis looked like it was allergic to shellfish and had
just eaten a plate full. It was about ten inches around,
ten inches in length, and his balls were about the same.
My eyes went wide.
I was horrified. It was the ugliest penis I have ever
seen in my life. It looked like a two-pound
water balloon
with ten pounds of water inside it. LMAO
Aerin
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LMAO!!!! I haven't laughed so hard in a looong time!
— May 21, 2014 09:28AM
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