Status Updates From Hunting the Witch (Jane Law...

"When he was growing up, everyone told him he was sick and sinful just for being who he was. I wish to God he could have grown up twenty years later. He might have had a chance at a more normal life."

Got me again. Trust me bb, even fifty years later, he never stood a chance. Same shit, different decade.

Cordelia waved at the sergeant to get his attention. “You’re, ah, not planning to arrest her for—you know—causing that body out there to become dead?”

I knew there was a reason I like Rhonda even though she was only a bit part.

Onya Rhonya

Okay NOW it's The Final Scene and I did, indeed, call it back when we met him.

Oh lordy it's Cordy and her trusty rusty suit of armour.

"Sometimes life isn’t a very good place to live."

Damn, got me again

"Bending down to examine her more closely, she said, “What have you got all over you?”

Jane didn’t respond. She didn’t even look up.

“My God, it’s blood! Are you hurt?”

She shook her head.

“Are you sure?”

“It’s not my blood.”

“Oh, that makes me feel so much better.” She gave her a pained look."


Yesssss

How is she still alive?

I called it a while ago but she just entered The Final Scene and made another bad choice.

It's like watching someone play a board game and rolling a 1 each time.

Goddamn it, Julia!

Jane, lock your goddamn doors.

That went well.

Yes, Jane. Explore the abandoned building where a man was murdered. In the dark. With Cordy as backup. Good plan.

Leo, you absolute ass

"The closet doubled nicely as a coffin."

Yep. That wounded me.

Since Amy McGee seems to be gone, I'll have to love Rhonda instead.

Jane. Bro. Bruh.

Oh my goodness Jane. Jane. I know you have a TBI. But really?

Turn. Your. Alarm. On.

You've survived two break-ins so far in this book. My sibling in chaos, please.

Jane felt the conversation was becoming more and more surreal. Could simple romance have done this to boring old stable Jane? Sure, she might take some risks for a good cause, but her personal life had always been solid and sensible.

Oh Jane. Honey, no.

Cordy setting Jane up for improv with no notice is exactly why I hate her as much as I love her.

Sus