Status Updates From Winds of Fate (Legacy of th...

To quote Admiral Ackbar, "It's a trap!"

Alina, you can be so dumb... *bashes forehead on desk in despair*

This Liane guy is a total creep.

For a species without emotion, those guys sure are short-tempered.

Beware the gorgeous stranger who turns up out of no where and renders you speechless as you stare at his gorgeousness and keeps staring at you like you're gorgeous while you keep thinking it's really him who's gorgeous.

So...who the heck are the bad guys?

" 'I'm not going anywhere until you explain what the hell is going on.' She stomped her foot, quite positive she looked like a giant toddler."

Alina, if you do what you're thinking, I will hate you forever. Okay, so maybe not "hate," just "strongly despise." -_-

Dear Alina, I want to ask, are you a slut or just FREAKING CRAZY?!?!?!?!

Not sure how I feel about a king who secured his throne by lopping off the heads of all the nobles who disagreed...

These temple folks aren't too big on the whole celibacy thing, are they?

Oops. It seems the baron's body just washed up on shore. So who's that guy in the guest chambers?

Dear Rile, it is NOT okay for you to want the guy you think will treat you as a prostitute!