Status Updates From Shakedown (Crypt, #1)

Everyone has reached the ship.
They get introduced to the Spanus (Space Anus) ((Yes they call it that.))

Bennet is the cool old tough guy. Beaver is the cool young tough guy. Also he’s dumb.

There’s a lot of characters since it’s like a space submarine.

Nope

I don’t remember the names yet. Farmgirl2.0 got caught being Farmgirl.
The cool tattoo scar girl kills a man and has to become a basic looking person.
Perry is cool because he is dumb and loud.
Old guy looks after Perry because he is dumb and loud.

They are all totally about to meet eventually…
Space Navy is corrupt as per usual. Everyone is punished with death, or a 2 year sentence to hell.
Simple Choice.