Status Updates From Armed and Fabulous (Lexi Gr...

I had officially tampered with my first crime scene.

BBG, this is nothing considering what you're going to do later in the book

"My TV
husband, Horatio Caine, would be all over that and do
his little side-on serious look thing as he peered over his
sunglasses at me and told me my rights. "

IM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH HORATIO>>>> NOBODY ELSE KNOWS WHO HE IS. I found my twin 🥹

God, someone had
just shot him while I was in the photocopy room! They
might still be in the building.

Babe, you woulda heard the bullet

Actually, come
to think of it, maybe sending him thong shots would get
me a reference faster.

YESSSS BBG WE SEE YO (please dont tho you have a better scene with him later)

Well, if Adam said they were sexy,
who was I to argue?

BABE>>> GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER

He was close
enough to kiss.

STOP. I. NEED.MEN. LIKE. THIS. IN. MY. LIFE. HELLO WHERE ARE YOU???

he is so crazy good-looking, it’s unfair to the
rest of the male species.

GIRLLL BAG HIM NOW

"Finding dead bodies was not in my job description"

yeah no because you work in a temporary agency for insurance

REREADING it because I fell in love with it two years ago