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Chapters with Trisha 🍒
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“And then you’ll wake up with a dead woman’s boobies on your face, now skip to the next chapter because I’m about to start talking about having sex with your father.” 😭😭😭😂😂
— 12 hours, 44 min ago
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Chapters with Trisha 🍒
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When I tell you I have laughed so hard I about peed myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂 PLSSSSS
— 14 hours, 3 min ago
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Jasmine Akins
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slightly less funny, but just as good
— Jan 11, 2026 07:44PM
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