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he wants to come on your face..WITH the glasses on…….now i’m all for glasses on during sex but that’s extreme girl id be wiping semen out of the lens for DAYS!!!!! no self respecting glasses user would agree to that jori come on now. cum ON my glasses??? the shit i need to see the world clearly?? the heat cannot be THAT crazy!!!!!!

girl averse to vulnerability voice: please stop talking abt what your therapist taught you to manage your issues on the second date im losing interest and fast…

Pas fâchés avec la fourchette ces deux là

Don’t even know how to rate this 💀

That’s a lot of fucking

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