Status Updates From #Panic

How can a book supposedly written by a journalist be so wrong about basic facts. The second you use the phrase “lived in the state of Saskatchewan” you immediately lose all credibility. Canada does not have states and if you’re going to set a book in Canada you should know that. I’ve only just started and it makes want to not even give it a chance

no way he just said let's yeet outta here

STOP SAYING BEFORE EVERYTHING CHANGED. WHY ARE YOI SO BAD AT THIRD OMNIPOTENT LUKE!??????!!!!!

this is painful