Status Updates From The Heebie-Jeebies at CBGB'...

I am a freaking book editor. This hellscape of a volume is awful. An obvious THESIS from hell. The quagmire of this utter piece of dreck is taking me forever to read because the writing is crap; it’s a tangled nightmare of a** kissing and bs; Beeber’s ridiculously far-reaching desperation and fantasies; and his constantly calling Debbie Harry the “Shiksa Goddess” makes me want to stick a fork in my eye.🤬

What a fkg horrible, arduous, dense, tedious read by a pompous wasn’t-there, trying to glorify his thesis. Please kill me.👿