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Jayson
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(1) Sookie totally flips out when she finds Alcide naked in her bed. The next chapter, she shows up naked in Bill's bed… he doesn't seem to mind so much.
- I wonder if that's irony, hypocrisy or out-of-context mirroring?
(2) "I was getting pretty damn sick of coping with the huge shawl ... I wondered briefly how Indian women coped..."
- I wonder what "Indian women" she's referring to? Both sorts are plausible.
— 8 hours, 30 min ago
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(1) Sookie totally flips out when she finds Alcide naked in her bed. The next chapter, she shows up naked in Bill's bed… he doesn't seem to mind so much.
- I wonder if that's irony, hypocrisy or out-of-context mirroring?
(2) "I was getting pretty damn sick of coping with the huge shawl ... I wondered briefly how Indian women coped..."
- I wonder what "Indian women" she's referring to? Both sorts are plausible.
Jayson
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(1) "[Hunter] smiled to himself and picked up another book, this one a Dr. Seuss about dogs."
- I've read every Dr. Seuss book and, albeit a lot of dogs and dog-looking people, there isn't one "about dogs."
(2) "The ice pack had done all the good it was going to, and I removed it from my yahoo palace and put it on the table."
- This being post-coitus, I can only assume "yahoo palace" means vulva and/or vagina.
— Aug 26, 2026 08:16AM
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(1) "[Hunter] smiled to himself and picked up another book, this one a Dr. Seuss about dogs."
- I've read every Dr. Seuss book and, albeit a lot of dogs and dog-looking people, there isn't one "about dogs."
(2) "The ice pack had done all the good it was going to, and I removed it from my yahoo palace and put it on the table."
- This being post-coitus, I can only assume "yahoo palace" means vulva and/or vagina.
Jayson
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(1) Here's my main problem with this book: it's not really about anything.
- From the blurb, you'd think it's about Merlotte's being firebombed.
- While that does happen, it's just a thing that happens at the start. Everyone moves on, and it's already resolved halfway through the book. Not by any investigation, we're just told.
- Everything here is just stuff that happens. There's no focus or direction.
— Aug 19, 2026 02:35AM
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(1) Here's my main problem with this book: it's not really about anything.
- From the blurb, you'd think it's about Merlotte's being firebombed.
- While that does happen, it's just a thing that happens at the start. Everyone moves on, and it's already resolved halfway through the book. Not by any investigation, we're just told.
- Everything here is just stuff that happens. There's no focus or direction.
Jayson
is 39% done
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(1) "Sam abandoned Crazy Guy to punch Blond Bristles right in his brisket. The guy went down like a sawn tree."
- Brisket means crotch, right? That's usually what people imply when they use food euphemisms (berries, nuts, plums, huevos, etc.).
- Though breadbasket does mean stomach, so that's a solid possibility.
- Stomach might actually be the leading candidate. Most often, guts get punched, balls get kicked.
— Aug 17, 2026 04:25PM
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(1) "Sam abandoned Crazy Guy to punch Blond Bristles right in his brisket. The guy went down like a sawn tree."
- Brisket means crotch, right? That's usually what people imply when they use food euphemisms (berries, nuts, plums, huevos, etc.).
- Though breadbasket does mean stomach, so that's a solid possibility.
- Stomach might actually be the leading candidate. Most often, guts get punched, balls get kicked.
Jayson
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(1) "...they couldn't imagine what a human could do against their vampire strength and speed. And since I wasn't Superwoman, they might be right."
- Didn't Sookie wear a Superwoman t-shirt in a previous book?
- Is Superwoman a thing in this universe? Not Wonder Woman?
(2) Pam's surname is Ravenscroft... how very Poe-meets-Lovecraft.
- So different from her positively medieval, TV surname, Swynford De Beaufort.
— Aug 16, 2026 10:30PM
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(1) "...they couldn't imagine what a human could do against their vampire strength and speed. And since I wasn't Superwoman, they might be right."
- Didn't Sookie wear a Superwoman t-shirt in a previous book?
- Is Superwoman a thing in this universe? Not Wonder Woman?
(2) Pam's surname is Ravenscroft... how very Poe-meets-Lovecraft.
- So different from her positively medieval, TV surname, Swynford De Beaufort.