Status Updates From What the Heck, Dec?!

Man! I'm about to complain, but recognize that I can't put this book down and have been reading it under the desk at work because this author grabs you by the balls from the jump! But! I was not a Dec fan, in fact detested Dec, until just right now. And I'm mad that I'm falling for him cuz he's a puh-lay-er! DON'T TRUST HIM MARTI!!!!!