Status Updates From His Makeshift Wife

"a spontaneous gurgle of mirth" so,, a laugh,,

its alright when shits going down w the smugglers but the rest of it ive just skimmed ngl

even skimreading this is hard

this is so bad why am i still reading it

Overwrought prose. It's painful to slog through this one.

I read an awful lot today so far and the only surprising thing I found in this novel is hero. What a strange man he is.