Status Updates From Louder Than Sirens, Louder ...

Wow, Alan really sucks. I don't know how I'm going to be invested when things take a turn for the romantic side of things... He better start changing soon or I'll have lots of issues (also Luka's friends kind of suck *sigh*)

That was hot but hilarious at the same time xD

If everyone was like Lukas the world would be a better place

these free, beautiful stories will be the death of me

I'm disappointed to have to say this: I am utterly bored. Julio and Camille said it all.

-THIS IS IT!!!

Awww... I'm crying... Happy tears btw...

"If it hurts I'll say ow. If I want you to stop, I'll say stop. THAT'S THE FUCKING SAFEWORD OTHERWISE YOU DON'T STOP. Ahh, eeeh, oooh, god, fuck, shit, sweet holy goddamn mother-fucker--right now, those are all GOOD. Don't apologize and don't stop or I'll fucking kill you. Got it?"

"Got it."

-What a nice foreplay talk! Hahaha!!! XD

"She...what was she like?"

Lilia chuckled. "Wild. So lovely. I called her loka-loka--that's Tagalog slang for 'crazy woman.'"

-OH MY GOD!!! A FILIPINO CHARACTER!!! Too bad she's dead.

Now. Who among our GR friends can be called a loka-loka? XD

Some parents don't deserve their title.

This is nice!

I really don't like Alan, he is quite the hypocrite. I mean for somebody who doesn't like to be judged, he is doing an awful lot of it.

Until tomorrow!

LOL. So yes, I legit did learn trig the same way that is presented here - "Some Old Hippy Caught Another Hippy Trippin' On Acid." (and I still use it today whenever evil math comes out.)

I swear these LiAW stories are going to kill me one of these days. Gah! That was so good.

Can't.Stop.Reading.

"He's wearing flannel! He's shoving his straight in my face!"

LMAO!!