Status Updates From Iliad

"You shifty hypocrite, don’t come whining to me. I hate you more than any other God on Olympus” to your son is crazy.

“That brainless daughter of yours”

"Father Zeus, will you be angry with me if I give him a severe beating and chase him from the battlefield” Why is Hera calling him father Zeus and why does she want to beat her son so badly 😭

WAIT WHY DID APHRODITE CALL ARES HER BROTHER? (does she mean brother in law? Because I thought that it is said that she was born from Uranus’ private parts)
HER MOTHER IS DIONE?

Why does Homer keep mentioning her ‘white arms’ 😭😭😭 ok she’s as white as Snow White. Move on now. And with Hera too 😭

Aeneas’ mom is Aphrodite? Interesting. Apparently he’s what the aeniad is about. I’m probably going to read that next!

“If Aphrodite daughter of Zeus comes into battle, stab her with your sharp spear.”