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Bobby Ingram
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Robin Death
Daily Death:
“Couple of chimneys ago we were over that big posh restaurant…”
REALLY? I DON’T REMEMBER.
“And it seemed to me you were down there a bit longer than usual, if you don’t mind me saying so.”
REALLY.
“How exactly were they just quote lying around unquote comma?”
JUST…LYING AROUND. YOU KNOW. RECUMBENT.
“In a kitchen?”
THERE WAS A CERTAIN CULINARINESS ABOUT THE PLACE, I RECALL.
— Feb 27, 2026 05:40AM
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Daily Death:
“Couple of chimneys ago we were over that big posh restaurant…”
REALLY? I DON’T REMEMBER.
“And it seemed to me you were down there a bit longer than usual, if you don’t mind me saying so.”
REALLY.
“How exactly were they just quote lying around unquote comma?”
JUST…LYING AROUND. YOU KNOW. RECUMBENT.
“In a kitchen?”
THERE WAS A CERTAIN CULINARINESS ABOUT THE PLACE, I RECALL.
Bobby Ingram
is on page 296 of 448
Daily Death:
Death lived in a black world, where nothing was alive and everything was dark and his great library only had dust and cobwebs because he’d created them for effect and there was never any sun in the sky and the air never moved and he had an umbrella stand. And a pair of silver-backed hairbrushes by his bed. He wanted to be something more than just a bony apparition.
— Feb 26, 2026 03:43AM
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Death lived in a black world, where nothing was alive and everything was dark and his great library only had dust and cobwebs because he’d created them for effect and there was never any sun in the sky and the air never moved and he had an umbrella stand. And a pair of silver-backed hairbrushes by his bed. He wanted to be something more than just a bony apparition.
