Status Updates From My Art, My Life

Today, we mostly found out that attempting to assassinate members of the Kahlo family is a bad idea, after Frida's sister apprehends two Nazi assassins at gunpoint and Frida goes one better by doing the same to four assassins sent by General Cedillo.

And in today's exciting installment of Diego Rivera's Autobiography, our hero attends a druidic ceremony in the Grunewald led by President Hindenburg, listens to a lecture given by Stalin in Moscow and is talked out of assassinating Hitler by some over-confident German communists.

Come for the art history, stay for the political assassinations, mouse vivisections and cannibalism.

pls i hate him