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yosann
is 70% done
I am 86% sure i read something like this on wattpad before. as in this writing feels like a wattpad original story. why are we constantly switching between all caps, bold, and italics this is a published novel. I will finish this bc im so close but just know im doing it with a frown on my face.
— May 04, 2026 11:53PM
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yosann
is 40% done
its moments like these that makes me feel like i'm reading something straight off ao3 /neutral? also his name is phil it like just hit me. the concept of a phil under 34...
— May 04, 2026 09:23PM
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yosann
is 39% done
the quote unquote emotional moments are not doing too much for me i must admit. i think the writing's flaws seem to stand outmore in thescenes where i'm supposd to connect with the characters. but persevere i must
— May 04, 2026 09:20PM
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yosann
is 26% done
one of the main characters works out naked just so everyone knows
— May 04, 2026 08:24PM
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yosann
is 21% done
this is lowkey hilarious 😭😭😭i actually loled when brynn said "the t word" sorry roommate 3 I haven't noticed this before, but this book uses all caps for emphasis, and i don't know if I like that. the writing also doesn't really feel for me, but im laughing so idrc. just laughing and smacking my stomach and rolling and whatnot
— May 04, 2026 08:02PM
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Daniel
is 80% done
is this my best read of the year so far? def in the top 2.
— Mar 31, 2026 04:02PM
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Daniel
is 47% done
point of reading this again immediately is to pay attention to how the author is doing things, but sometimes I'm confused about the order and timing of scenes cuz idk which readthru I remember them from
— Mar 28, 2026 02:00AM
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Daniel
is 41% done
how is it i relate more to phil but find jacks more understandable, like idk wtf phil is hung up on half the time. anyway it's going slow cuz im making lots of notes
— Mar 26, 2026 10:31AM
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Daniel
is 24% done
been going deliberately slow on the reread, one chapter at a time. hopefully i'll be able to make more time for it and finish it up soon.
— Mar 21, 2026 10:39AM
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Daniel
is 11% done
this is just stunningly good. phil is so believable, and real to me. jacks is a sweetie. the bathroom window gag on the other hand is ott, and there's never any acknowledgement of it. like acker just sweeps all the book's weaknesses into the time gaps.
— Mar 16, 2026 11:40PM
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Daniel
is 63% done
always kind of in awe at writers who stop scenes in places I could never leave them. stuff you know's gonna have consequences, but they just skip over it. also: ENRAGED that my library doesn't have Acker's other book.
— Mar 14, 2026 04:48PM
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Daniel
is 47% done
that plot step felt a little matter of fact. no planning or anything, just does it. there was a time gap so maybe off screen planning. idk. just something a bit odd about it from a storytelling perspective, imo. still, this is amazing
— Mar 14, 2026 01:45AM
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Daniel
is 37% done
had this from the library, but it's $2 so i own it now.
— Mar 13, 2026 05:13PM
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Daniel
is 34% done
not sure what actually happened in that scene, but something about the voice, the humor here is just really working for me. loving this 😁
— Mar 13, 2026 01:37AM
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Daniel
is 20% done
ok, first demerit: neglecting to mention one of the secondary chars we've met a few times already is black and fat until 18%. still, some grade A banter in this book. can't imagine this isn't gonna get an easy 5 ⭐ when it's done
— Mar 12, 2026 01:26AM
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Gudrun Lara
is 79% done
I’m glad i didn’t listen to my mind telling me to dnf cause I am hooked now
— Feb 21, 2026 06:36PM
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