Status Updates From Me: Stories of My Life

‘how can i do a picture with a woman who has dirt under her fingernails and who is of ambiguous sexuality and always wears pants?’

boy shut up you don’t even know boy ☠️🤡

“cary has always refused to work with the leopard . didn’t care for it at all. once, to torture him, we dropped a stuffed leopard through the vent in his dressing room. wow! he was out of there like lightning.”

menuda pedazo de lesbiana