Status Updates From Dolphins, Extraterrestrials...

Why I hate channeling: "I am Talantia. We are glad-hearted that you have proceeded through a zone of confusion and initiated the material action that will allow for our converse. Our first purpose with you this evening is to assist in your upliftment and in the shaking off of the clouds of confusion about you at this time." Ugh.

Why I hate channeling: "I am Talantia. We are glad-hearted that you have proceeded through a zone of confusion and initiated the material action that will allow for our converse. Our first purpose with you this evening is to assist in your upliftment and in the shaking off of the clouds of confusion about you at this time." Ugh.

Starting to realize this is just a series of disconnected events, and not an overarching and connected cosmology. He goes from dolphin madness to a lengthy section about smoking pot with Rastafarians in the Bahamas. Then to channelling in Toronto. I skipped all the channelled wisdom as it's even worse than you would imagine. Ugh.

In the first two chapters: dolphins are telepathic. They can cure cancer in humans. They are in contact with aliens. They can use their song to creat objects or imprint them with stories (like creating a book). Dolphins can control the weather. And more madness. It's pretty great.

Time to read something insane.