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Beans beans beans beans beannssss

Erven tested the edge of the knife, muttering an exclamation and examining a nicked finger a moment later.

Sir what did ya think would happen

ROSE IF YOU HAD KILLED ERVEN I WOULD HAVE NEVER FORGIVEN YOU

“Unless you’re ruling at her side.” Merald flicked a piece of bark into the fire, his expression lending gravity to his tone. “There’s no better way to put those rumors to rest.”
The idea was so absurd that Erven couldn’t help but laugh. “No. Rose wouldn’t even consider it.”

Bro I’ve literally been yelling at you the whole time about this

How is page 200 only halfway through the bookkkkkk

It allll comes back….

Ohh Arielle pov

Dhjwkdnsjsjej

I’m glad the POVs are more consistent in this one…

Oh NO Ervin’s getting flashbacks…

“Push-ups, mate. You’ve been hefting toddlers around, and they’re not light—I’ll bet you can do more than me.”
*chokes*

Y’all lack a lotta faith in Erven…

How does Erven always find himself getting tortured

Bro marry her and the problems are solved

Aw bean…

The scout shook his head. “I don’t think so. We—arrg!” He clutched frantically at the arrowhead that suddenly jutted from his throat before dropping with a gurgle.


Well… that happened

Merald be giving Caleb vibes

MERALD
MY BEAN
MERALD IS MARRIED????

THE MINIONS ARE BACK

Nooooo Violet can’t leave don’t break up the sister squad

Erven you damsel in distress

Called it

I would bet you $20 that Willow is about to punch a guy

Well, well, well, if it isn't our emotional support intelligence agent!!