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I forgot how mad this type of guy gets about horoscopes (which are fake)

Oh he's so mad that he had to parent his kids lmaoooo

Why is he acting like Digimon is way more violent and realistic and sadistic than tom and Jerry which was always a cartoon involving cartoon violence and sadism

It's giving "I have to actually parent my kids in modern age and I'm mad about it"

Okay now he's mad about the concept of marketing

Buddy

Buddy

7 is a magical important number in a lot of religions INCLUDING CHRISTIANITY

Mom come get me he's doing "no true Christian"

"Is Dracula a Christian novel?"

Arguably?

Kinda!

"Jewish Kabbalists assert that Harry Potter mirrors thing "in the history of the Kabbalah"

Hi! Jew here! What

Okay now he appears to be mad about the concept of media analysis

The thing is, if he was just talking about how the Harry Potter books are oddly mean spirited and how their author is actively funding genocidal policies?

I'd have no issue w this guy's weird position

But instead he's like mad that kids in the Harry Potter books break rules???

He's so weirdly mad about Harry Potter after spending a whole chapter defending CS Lewis doing the exact same shit and going "but actually any criticism of this is just because the critics don't understand and racism is fine as long as the guy being racist was old as shit uwu"

Calling Wicca "the fastest growing religion in the Uk" is hilarious when it is objectively speaking not the fastest growing religion anywhere

This whole book could just be one page that says "I think children are stupid and I am deeply afraid of non-Christians" and none of the message would change

Look man not to defend the violent genocidal transphobic billionaire

But she's right lmao her books are not getting kids into Wicca that's literally nothing

Not what that is

CS Lewis isn't gonna fuck you man you don't have to ride his dick this hard

Idk who needs to hear this but period typical racism is still racism and as such must be approached with a critical eye

The premise here is that all children are stupid and also incapable of discerning fiction from reality btw

Like I don't think little Jimmy genuinely believes Hogwarts is real man he's 12

Oh, he is going out of his way to pretend LOTR is hyper Christian lmao

Yeah Tolkien was catholic but this is just kinda sad man

C S Lewis is not gonna fuck you man

I just don't think Charlotte's Web counts as fantasy man

Idk what I'd classify it as but fantasy isn't it

Insane to pretend that the magic in Harry Potter resembles real world witchcraft practice in any way at all

Extremely indicative of the author not knowing what he's talking about

Children SHOULD be encouraged to exercise autonomy

Insane to admit you think kids don't get to have any autonomy out loud holy shit

You cannot call books about magic and witchcraft practice just existing indoctrination when you are an AMERICAN EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN

Pot this is kettle look in the fucking mirror

Yeah so this is just an antisemitic conspiracy theory except you're saying witches and scholastic publishing instead of Jews

But everything you're describing is derived from antisemitic conspiracies

It's cute that he's pretending teenagers getting into witchcraft is a modern phenomenon and not literally just a thing that's always happened

Conflating witchcraft (an umbrella term referring to hundreds of different folk magic practices including some Christian rituals) with Wicca (a religion invented by one dude in the 70s) continues to piss me the fuck off

Baffling definition of neopaganism from this guy

Where did he get this definition from? A midsummer night's dream???

Look man I don't disagree with the premise that parents should be aware of what their children are reading and discuss complex subjects with their kids but your reasons for that are bad lmao