Status Updates From House of Fear (Windswept, #16)

everyone is dumb asf

“Do you think we should call the cops after seeing all this very suspicious stuff?” What a difficult decision wow! WHAT THE FUCK YES CALL THE COPS HELLOO????!? fucking idiots

Grandma is very likely in grave danger but you don’t wanna call your mom and ask for help because she’s in a (very) local production of Carmen (the lead!) and it would absolutely ruin her summer if she had to drop out

Sorry grandma

...is this a Parasite type situation or is the old lady already dead? Not sure but I’m here for it