Status Updates From Cyrano de Bergerac

(Cont) We didn’t NEED THE PAINTING IF IT WASNT GOING TO PAY OFF. Do you HEAR ME? So either they were Gonna Do byler and chickened out or the duffers and Shawn levy and all of them are evil mouthbreathers who queerbaited us and honestly i think both are true. Bye. Byler is real and will Byers deserved better.

(Cont) What the actual fuck was the point of the painting then? Why are we using an abused gay boy’s honest love for his childhood best friend to prop up an unhealthy straight couple? Doesn’t that feel wrong to you on MULTIPLE levels?

to everyone calling me jobless for still being on the byler bus: THEY LITERALLY USED THE CYRANO TROPE AND DIDNT FULFILL IT. I’m going back to the FREAKING SOURCE MATERIAL, the ORIGINAL CYRANO to do research. Honestly it’s just infuriating.

the odyssey reference lol