Status Updates From Dogboy v Catfish

I hate the way these “friends” speak to each other. The sentences don’t roll off the tongue….

“Michael’s girlfriend Samantha” … so all the others are allowed surname introductions but Samantha is just known as “Michael’s girlfriend”? I hope she isn’t integral to the story….

RTC

The end is near.


Profanity.

unusual trope

Rough around the edges

NetGalley

So like first it was just a divorce then like out comes fake designer goods then money laundering and out of no where drugs and gangs. Like hate to say it but miss the simpler times

Soooo like do I even like this???? I can’t tell

Supposed to do schoolwork but…..I am just a girl with her kindle

Another reason I want to be a divorce lawyer sometimes….
Also like someone come save me from the floor of the church pls