Status Updates From A Very Accidental Love Story

It takes nearly 10 months to grow a fetus. How is it 3 years later and her daughter is almost 3? There's no account for gestation? And the child's vocabulary is too advanced, as are the classmates. All the extra Ws in the little ones speech are "twying" my nerves. Otherwise I'm enjoying this. I'm telling myself it's 5 years later and the baby is almost 4.

The kid isn't even 3 and talks in advanced sentences, using surnames, logic, reason and hypothesis? Nope.