Status Updates From How to Please a Pirate (How...

Almost finished ! The start was hard to believe, but I'm finally getting on that boat !

putting it aside. I thought I can bare this because the first book is pretty good but nope. The only pirate story that I can tolerate is One Piece. Yeah, Johnny Depp was pretty cool in the POC but as a love interest in the story I doubt it will work for me. Pity, all that foundation of badassness in an alpha male and I cannot find a single romance story about pirate that I like.

Rubbish!

Perfectly all right to sneak into a woman's room in the middle of night. Otherwise you'd be wasting a perfectly good secret passage.

"All men are swine, dearie. We may like bacon well enough, but just remember there's no telling where it's been wallowing."

Do any male characters NOT have the hots for the 12-year-old?

At least Uncle doesn't have anything sexual to say about the 4-yr-old niece (unlike the ones who are ten or twelve). Yuck.

It makes me sad when female authors portray women in such gender-stereotypical ways.

Sex and ten-year-olds. Did you have go there? Really?

In case I had any doubt left about not liking the hero: "the little minx was asking for it."

I like the H/h and they do have chemistry, but I don't understand why they can't be together. Go live HEA in the colonies, I say.

Gabriel's older niece Hyacinth is just TSTL. Why is the author "wasting time" with her?

Pirates aren't really my thing and the model in the cover doesn't make it better, but this book is supposed to be fun so here I go.

Didn't realize this was not Regency! It's year is 1720... hummm interesting...