Status Updates From Finches of Mars

Dear god... why is it supposedly 100 years in the future but everyone talks like Captain Ahab...

Not Greenland getting invaded on the last page. Did he seriously write a son named squirrel knocking up his own mom? That was… breezed by. I had this in my bookshelf and made like a lottery for myself and pulled this, going in blind. So far so not good but hey it’s short at least.