Status Updates From Prophet, Volume 1: Remission

Having just endangered “his mission” to save a king from murder (as all kings deserve to be the victims of), John proceeds to watch as an entire group of children are sacrificed in a religious(?) ritual because he mustn’t endanger “his mission.” He does, however, “not like it.” Also, more murder. And clones!!! Fukyes.

The mass murdering continues. Except to inexplicably save one alien king (not a republican, this guy I guess), which ofc causes him to have to murder many more that attack him for ruining the very important ritual of murdering the old king to make place for the new. A murder hobo romp. No alien fucking in this chapter (although a good 8-12 alien tiddies on display).

Sad, his jetpack doesn't work anymore. but wait, there's more killing opportunities!

So far John Prophet has killed 10 creatures and fucked 1 (which the writer felt the need to specify was female hahah) here we go, baby. Some good old space adventuring