Status Updates From Kingdom of the Wicked (Skul...

"She didn’t tell Skulduggery that. It wasn’t that she didn’t think he’d understand – it was that he’d understand all too well. And Valkyrie didn’t want that." i love how desperately she doesn't want to be like him vs like two years ago when she was mimicking everything he did

whenever someone's like "if everyone in the world had magic there would be no war:-)" and the scene cuts to living evidence that humans should not live longer than 100 nor be able to conjure fire. necromancers are still actively trying to dam the river of life; you want more of them ?

'She sat up. It had gone from cold to freezing. Moving a little stiffly, she crossed to a porthole and looked out over the snow-capped peaks of the Alps. “Wow,” she said. “It’s just like watching TV.”' my #1 ragebaiter...

the amount of grown men who hit on this child.. we need to start killing people

every day i see people lament boring protagonists and women not being allowed to be funny in fiction and every day i thank god for valkyrie cain.