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Steffi
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“Gerard Butler took the romantic comedy to an orgy, accidentally strangled it during an air game, panicked, and dumped its body in the woods.” wtf
— Jan 23, 2026 05:20AM
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Steffi
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"I read the top page aloud" help, why are you reading things aloud when you're breaking and entering into someone's office
— Jan 22, 2026 10:33PM
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Steffi
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"Dropped like panties at a kiss concert" is the strangest, most millennial thing I've heard in a while
— Jan 22, 2026 06:53AM
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Paperback Princess
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I needed something light and cute and reached for this and honestly, it's even better than I thought it would be. Love when that happens!
— Oct 22, 2025 03:29AM
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