Status Updates From Road Trip

"'I am not chubby.' She glares down at him. 'I told you not to talk to me like that.'" (132/172) yay for the second part, but ugh for the first. I guess this was written in 2013 by two dudes, but reading it now, c'mon, nothing wrong with having bodies of different shapes. The problem isn't that she is or isn't fat, the problem is the malice intended

"'You ain't felt nothin' till you've driven a bus,' Gus tells him. 'Wanna try it?'
'How's it handle? But-wait-I'm giving him a ticket. We're not test-driving each other's cars.'
'How about we race instead?' Dad says. 'I lose, you write me the ticket.
You lose, we shake hands and walk away with a warning." (107/172) what could go wrong

"'Good afternoon, Officer. How fast did you clock me?' Dad asks. I wish I didn't know that he wants to find out if he's broken his personal record." (104/172)