Status Updates From Blue Lard

Idk what the fuss is so far….it’s kind of a self indulgent exercise in mild gobbledebook rewrites of canonical authors….okay…..

“But why have we nothing to lose?” Svetlana would ask. “We have nothing to lose, my angel, because, for the duration of our entire conscious existence, we acquired not phenomena, but noumena” he would reply, and Svetlana would momentarily calm down.”