Status Updates From Fifty Shades of Chicken: A ...

stop the epilogue 😭

He sighs. "I just love chicken."
"I love you too, Chef. Always."
Sometimes a girl just needs to be treated like a chicken.

😂😂😂

some recipes in part three:

-come hither chicken
-erect chicken
-spread-eagle chicken
-roast me all night long chicken
-sexy sliders

some recipes in part two:

-flattered breasts
-dripping thighs
-chicken strip tease
-thighs spread wide
-chicken thighs, stirred up and fried hard
-red cheeks
-pound me tender
-blushing parts

saving part two: falling to pieces- chicken parts and bits for tmr 😏

I never thought it would feel like this. I never imagined it could be this good.
B'gaaaawk!

BHAHAHAHAA im crying guys

cackling and kicking my feet bc-

Suddenly we can't help ourselves, and his long-fingered hands are all over me. "I want to cook you," he whispers. "Whole." Oh my. I'm heating from the inside out.

some of the recipes in part one:

-please don't stop chicken
-jerked-around chicken
-spicy fowl
-hot rubbed hen
-mustard-spanked chicken
-cream-slicked chicken

He cocks his head and gazes at me. I blush again under the burning force of that stare. He's cooking me with his eyes. How does he do that?

THIS IS TOO FUNNY 😭😭

yeah no i couldnt wait

Lots of fun!