Status Updates From Blubber Island

Has got to be the funniest and most bizarre book I’ve ever laid my hands on.

Here’s a quote from the book below.

“The word on the street was he had stabbed a man twenty-eight times in the throat because he heard from a friend,
who heard from an acquaintance, who heard from a wayward crackhead, who might have heard a rumor that the man was planning to take a revenge shit in front of his crack house.”

WHAT?

So unpredictable holy fuck. Like what is happening and why do I understand it.

Who needs eyelids anyway.

ZOMBIES!
KAMIKAZE GORILLAS!

PSYCHOTIC FUCKED UP INDEPENDENT AGENT/BUSINESS MAN WITH OVER THE TOP PLASTIC SURGEY!?

INTER-DIMENSIONAL TEARS!

pretty good so far…

Slight possibility I bought the wrong book that happens to have the same name.

Disconnected stories, fabulously bizarre.. not sure how the structure will come together, but am looking forward to it

I like this book. Inserting quote from book to help me describe it so far, "It's like Woodstock, but without the pussies." This also pretty much describes the book so far.