Status Updates From The Nine Lives Of Christmas
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Naomi
is 99% done
Hmmm who would’ve thought healing your relationship with the women in your life makes dating easier.
— Jan 04, 2026 03:18PM
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Naomi
is 97% done
Dang Zack’s father cheated on Zack’s mother with Zack’s mother’s friend, Leslie. Sheesh. This whole time Zack didn’t know that.
— Jan 04, 2026 03:10PM
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Naomi
is 69% done
Dang the landlord found out about the cat. She’s getting kicked out bruh?!
— Jan 04, 2026 01:16PM
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Naomi
is 41% done
Ugh everyone around Marilee and Zach keeps telling them to get married and “wouldn’t it be nice” or it’s “a shame you haven’t met anyone.” How annoying.
— Dec 27, 2025 12:07AM
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