Status Updates From Living With Aliens

100% of all books read up to 76% have 24% of their content yet to be read.

Was that Morton Downey Jr?

And so, the caper has been set.

Oh great, now I've gotta read Scaramouche.

Told as if the child protagonist is writing the book, grammar and spelling errors included. Kinda neat. Kinda makes it a tad challenging to read.